Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Hufflepuff was a dessert.

Sooooooo, yeah...second year has started. MS2 and I are currently glaring at each other from our respective corners, calling the other one's momma impolite names and suggesting who would be on top during a sexual encounter. In case it's not obvious, MS2 WILL BE THIS GIRL'S BEEYOTCH. But not just yet, we're still working on that. If anyone can hear me, I'm trapped in the library, please send send pizza and cocaine.