Write Your Own Rejection Letter

I realize I haven't posted in, oh, FOREVER. But I'm going to remedy that right now. By posting something someone else wrote. Because I'm LAZY.

Dear Dr. AdmissionsDean,

Thank you for your letter of 4/06/08. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your denial of my application to your medical school.

This year I have received an extremely large number of such cease and desist requests. While I try to give every school an opportunity to reject me, I am unable to properly consider all the highly qualified schools that I applied to.

Despite your low average board scores, I am unable to accept your rejection at this time. I wish you the best of luck rejecting the other candidates in this application cycle.

Sincerely,
Maxprime
(insert photocopied signature)

On my own end of things I seem to be holding strong in the admissions cycle. I've made it through a couple of hoops at some top schools, which is neat. They like me! They really like me! Well, maybe not really like me. But then again we haven't even slept together interviewed yet; it's only a matter of time until I have some psycho admissions officer pounding on my door at 3am. Good times ahead, people, good times ahead.